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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• People who don't read
• Flaunting your sexuality
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Her hair, tangled
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Taking things at surface value
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who carp about their jobs
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Know your pets
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Dead links in writeups
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• people who need people are just people who need people
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Capitalize, please
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• i require so little to sustain me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• who me (user)
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• May those who are born after me
• You Run Deep in Me
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• i just want to know who i am
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• let me know who you are now.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• People just expect things from me
• But who nodes the noders?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• So little left to say
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.

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