Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have a good rapport with animals
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• They Have a Word for It
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Knowledge is Good
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• One good thing about gangs
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Good things about Los Angeles
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• it's good to have a moose
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They have taken enough
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have no bones.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They have bears in Italy
• They didn't have the heart
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• He's been places they have not.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• You, standing
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Pigs have good noses
• I have a bad feeling about this
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Pandeism and the knowledge of good and evil
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You stole what they would have given you
• They must have faces
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• IRON NODER XVIII: NODING AS FAST AS THEY CAN, IRON NODER LIVES AGAIN
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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