Findings:

• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Accidents will happen
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Will I ever know?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• This will never happen
• Something Happens
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Something was about to happen.
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• will happen, happening, happened
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Something eventually will consume you
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Something Happened
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• If I ever lose my legs
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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