Findings:

• They know me not by name, but numbers
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I know they are watching me
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• you know me (user)
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Jesus He Knows Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 6: In Which I meet the Sun Son
• The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• The Me Nobody Knows
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The part I know by heart
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 2: In Which I Refuse to Bow
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• And I don't even know their names
• Nicknames accorded by George W. Bush
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• They Know Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• what my parents taught me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Something to remember me by
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 10: In Which We Mail a Letter
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I still don't even know you
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• let me know who you are now.
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• You know you want me, baby!
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• u'll never know me (user)
• Follow me if you want to know.
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• I Know Who Killed Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Stand by Me
• Don't Pass Me By
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Outside the Circle of Trust: A Guide for Teens Untrusted by Parents
• mark me by seconds
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 4: In which the Dawn Chorus is Crude
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Know me better, and love me better
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• By their fruits you shall know them
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Do you know me?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)

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