Findings:

• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There By the Grace of God
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Without religion, there is no God
• There is no god but God
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This statement cannot be proven
• The page cannot be displayed
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• cannot be again
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Who Will Be There
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• Look, there's God
• there are things we cannot imagine
• If There Is a God
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I wonder if there is a God
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• And there find God in everyone
• there are no gods in foxholes
• If there is a God, I hate her
• Daddy, is there a God?
• There is only ONE God
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be time
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If God was willing to let it be
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Be there or be square
• you had to be there
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• There Will Be Blood
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• gods we may be
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Fossils were put there by God
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Information cannot be owned
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There's a God on the Mic
• Were there a god!
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• There can be only one
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Where's the kaboom?
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Be My God
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There need to be more powers
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• To God Be the Glory
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There will never be another you
• There is some place I need to be
• Some things that fly there be
• Be a problematic duck over there
• God must be deaf
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Your god might be evil....
• God must be living in the sea.
• there will be a last
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There Must Be Someone
• Let there be another next time
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You Shall Be as Gods
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Behave as if there were a God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Is there a god?
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• To Be There
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• all the cute guys will be there
• Be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• this assumes that there is actually something there to measure at all
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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