Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "they actually didn't come with us to the supermarket and didn't arrive until we were rehearsing, but whatever"

• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Redundancy in DNA
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Live Era '87-'93
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• And They Didn't Die
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they come for us
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• They didn't have the heart
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I Didn't Know
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• o come let us adore him
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• If I didn't write
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I didn't want him
• didn't
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• We're one, but we're not the same
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They only come out at night
• The Harder They Come
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• The echoes as they come
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The pictures that I didn't take
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• Didn't you know?
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What she didn't say
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• I didn't change anything!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They are all pretty but fading.
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• they carry but they do not understand
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• But what are they really thinking?
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• O Come, Loud Anthems Let Us Sing
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Come with us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• If you build it they will come
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)

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