Findings:
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Things men want when they're drunk
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When you kill people they die
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- when they take my blood
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- They don't know what they're missing
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can't tell if being trolled
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- How not to faint when you can't move
- the moment when they take possession of you
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- When you just can't win
- I think this hurts. I can't tell.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- If you can't tell, does it matter?
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- when strangers tell me to smile
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Eye contact at a distance
- They're drugs, they change you
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- People don't flail when they die
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- You Can't Do That on Television
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Can't Buy Me Love
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Things you told me when we were in love
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
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