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• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• So you want to be a waitress
• Hot pursuit
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Information wants to be paid
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Three lap dances ... and a wedding
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Leaves of three, let it be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• And then all that we receive
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Information wants to be free
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I don't want to be alone
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• So you want to be evil
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• When shall I be free?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• i want to be a dj
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I just want to be a drummer
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Want to be a werewolf
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I want to be a cog
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Information wants to be deleted
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Where's the kaboom?
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So you want to be a star?
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If God was willing to let it be
• I want to be the air around you.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• All I ever wanted to be
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I Want to Be Inside You
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Starving in the greenhouse
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I want to be a muse
• I want to be caught

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