Findings:

• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The limes, I tell myself
• Pure id (user)
• id Software
• id
• Caller ID
• state ID
• session id
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• ID badge
• I'd
• referral ID
• id (user)
• I'd rather read a book
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd elope if I were you
• Lewiston, Idaho
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• id est
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• ID Parade Blues
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Jabber ID
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• IDS
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Riggins, Idaho
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I knew I'd know you someday
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• id est (user)
• Military ID
• `id` (user)
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• See Photo ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• I'd Do Anything
• I'd like some dreams too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Real ID
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• No place I'd rather be
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• ID Tag Bad Luck
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• i'd rather not
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• myself
• You Enjoy Myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Song Of Myself
• I give myself
• I break myself down
• I left myself at the Airport
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• Driving Myself Crazy
• I try to see myself
• A conversation I had with myself once
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Myself and Mine
• Dancing With Myself
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• The day I punched myself in the face
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Talking to Myself
• I put away childish things, like myself
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I take myself dancing
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I hate myself right now
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I want to dissect myself
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• My withdrawal into myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• pukesick: notes to myself
• Slipping away from myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• talk myself down
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• myself (user)
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I hide myself within my flower

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