Findings:

• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Daleks and stairs
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about trains
• Don't tell me about her
• The peg-legged pig
• A joke about dealing with people
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about cranes
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Tell me a story about rains
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• Making jokes about The Pope
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• You, standing
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about mains
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about plains
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Why I am neurotic about love
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything

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