Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "women are highly unlikely to lick their crotches or try to hump your leg"

• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Why American women shave their legs
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Judging women by their books
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Women and their weight problem
• Greeks like their women armless
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Crotched
• crotch rot
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• Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly
• crotch time
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Red silk panties, with a zipper in the crotch
• William Crotch
• crotch sturgeon
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• Crotch Sniffer
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• emotions are highly contagious
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
• Avoid highly subjective writeups
• Highly Gifted
• A Highly Magnified History
• The Highly Sensitive Person
• Highly vs Fully
• Highly symbolic childhood experiences
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Highly Evolved
• Celebrating the Fourth of July through highly dangerous homemade explosives
• Highly Refined Pirates
• 7 Habits of Highly Effective Crackheads
• The Seven Habits of Highly Affective People
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• Highly Suspect
• Jude the Highly Visible
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• Do not hump
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• Hump one to death
• Humpty Hump
• Over the hump
• The Miraculous Hump Returns From the Moon
• road hump
• humped pelican crossing
• speed hump
• Fluting on the Hump
• Geo Humps and Bumps (user)
• My Humps
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Don't hump the monkey
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• Break a leg
• leg warmers
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• Skinny Legs and All
• Lay the leg
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• leg man
• Guys with shaved legs
• Pull one's leg
• Bow legs
• hard leg
• Shaving your face with a leg razor
• Nutty: The Kitten with Testicles for Legs
• Shaving my Face vs Waxing my Legs
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Exercises for the Legs
• The woman with her legs apart
• frog legs
• Little turtle legs
• goat skull with spider legs
• Fake legs and javelin don't mix... Paralympics 2000
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Ode to the sweaty monkey humping my leg
• leg cramps
• I can do shit with my legs
• Restless Legs Syndrome
• leg opener
• model leg
• Legg's (user)
• Leggs (user)
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Her legs shifting underneath the desk
• Leg Drop OF DOOM
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• Tango for One Legged People
• Crazy Legs
• Richard's Cork Leg
• Leg Bye
• Leg of Lamb
• PEG LEG (user)
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• Live on Two Legs
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• Eight legged essay
• Big Legged Mommas Are Back in Style
• Eight Legged Freaks
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• Crooked as a dog's hind leg
• Cost an arm and a leg
• Double leg circle
• FrOg LeGs (user)
• Leg shaving
• Daddy Long Legs
• On a Stupendous Leg of Granite
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• Crisp leg of lamb with roasted vegetables in red wine
• She's got legs
• To draw a snake and add legs
• leg spin
• Fann's Auto Parts and Salvage
• jake leg
• Straight leg deadlift
• tape leg
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• Three Legs Cooling Water
• legs spread out across the reservation
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• snake wins a leg
• If I ever lose my legs
• leg press
• Brighton Daddy Long Legs
• Leg bridge
• CRAZY LEGS (user)
• A leg and a wing, to see the king
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• FAT LEG (user)
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• A Greeting to Legs
• Emily's Legs and Her Shoes
• Mare's Leg
• Personally, I call it hell; thoughts on akathisia and Restless Legs Syndrome
• Dead legs
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• Green Legs
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause

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