Findings:
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- They had been expecting me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- They asked me to write a letter
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
- The Fun They Had
- help me (user)
- Please help me!
- They Had No Poet
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Hit me up
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- I wish you would talk to me
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- before either of us had to turn away
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I was me before being me was cool.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- boss i wish you had told me
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Ground rush
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- let me grow up
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Sweep me up
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- They don't touch me the same way
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- They Know Me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- People have fucked up before
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
- Books to read before you give up on fantasy
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- You had me at hello
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You say you want to help me
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- They Flee From Me
- I know they are watching me
- That would be me
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- They want me for a focus group!
- And They Believed Me!
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Before they were famous
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Before They Are Hanged
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- bleeding out
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I've had you here before
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- god help me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Help me help you
- So help me God
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
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