Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you'll have to excuse me, I don't speak (insert language here) very well"

• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• it's still just me in here
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Excuse me
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Things video games have taught me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Norwegian Pronunciation Guide
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• better off with him than here with me
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• She Speaks to Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Solving a maze
• tell me, am i very far?
• Write me well.
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Could you have danced with me?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You, standing
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Have One On Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• this is the language I have saved for you
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• let me speak please (user)
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Speak To Me
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• let me speak (user)
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• You use chopsticks very well
• He speaks so well!
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Dogs that have owned me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It could have been me
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What have you done for me lately?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You have no power over me
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We'll always have Paris
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• the circles here have corners
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Stay here with me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Here's my number, call me
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Welcome to (insert website here)
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We have learned our lessons well
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Very High Level Language
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Here We Have Idaho
• The language is leaving me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Well of Darkness
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything

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