Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you'll never be anything but a Pumpkinhead, no matter how big your ears are"

• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• You'll never win anything with kids
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• How to be an improv musician
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• how to be a friend
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Violence never solved anything
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Be something... be anything other than this
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How To Be Good
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How to be a fuck-up
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• We never asked to be babysitters
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why you should never be a referee
• How to be a good evil villain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to be a terrible customer
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• How the Internet Came to Be
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How to be monstrously shallow
• Running toward the edge
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How to be telekinetic
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to be a backstabber
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• but with words we can create anything
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How to be an asshole
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Moon Came to Be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• How to be a troll
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Goops and How to be Them
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• What is and what should never be
• Be cool in college
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Marks which will never be broken
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• No threat should be taken lightly
• I never thought it would be like this

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