Findings:

• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• You're not from around here, are you?
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• You're so money
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• To the world you're just one person
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You're Only Old Once!
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• You're not the boss of me
• You're soaking in it
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're So Vain
• You're not a monk
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're welcome
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're too young to be so old
• You're Under Arrest!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Never look like you're staring
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• You're evil
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Australia You're Standing In It
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• You're all Sheep
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Three strikes you're out
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're missing it
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Now you're on the trolley
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You're not alone
• You're In The Air
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• When you're alone
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• When you're home alone
• You know you're a geek when...
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Ways to Say you're done
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You're a dick
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Imagine you're not alone
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• If you're hungry, blame me
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• you're so poetic tonight
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're too good to be human
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You're never around when I need you
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Now You're Screwed
• I'll explain it when you're older
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're so come here go away
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're the wrong species
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're to Make Young Gems
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You're playing you, now
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're running Linux on what?
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• You think you're special
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• you're afraid
• You're the One that I Want
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January

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