Findings:
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You know you're a geek when...
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- To Here Knows When
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- You're always welcome at our house
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- And you're always welcome at our house
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I know more when I'm alone
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- You always feel it when I go
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I know when the world will end
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- Eye contact at a distance
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Sing when you're winning
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Swing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You're never around when I need you
- When You're Evil
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Only when you're older
- You're pretty when you cry
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- When you are being sacrificed
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I feel like I'm being watched
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Sucking at The Sims
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
- You Know You're Right
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Russians know watches
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- When I watch the living meet
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You know you've been away from home too long
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're home alone
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- The door is always open
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
- I have always been burning
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The rain wasn't always kind
- I remember, I always will
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
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