Findings:

• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When you just can't win
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever made a just man?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Stoned music memories
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• These are their future good old days.
• Just another day at the beach
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• you can't have it both ways
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is why we can't have nice things
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• the good days are killing me too
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Good Day
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• These are the days when birds come back
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Just another day
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• When the eye of day is shut
• The Good Old Days!
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You Can't Have Mary
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The days of very old were not very good
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• why I think I can't do anything
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Have a nice day
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Penis for a day
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• A good day's work
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Just One Of Those Days
• good old days
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Brainstorming A Good Day to Die Hard
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• "The good old days" are a scam
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• The worst ending ever
• Not just a happy ending
• Have You Ever Walked?
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu

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