Findings:

• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Just to see what it would be like
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• we can all just be around other people
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• That Would Be Enough
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• If you would be so kind
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Mind without body
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• it would be hilarious if only
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you would be seated
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• All we need is just to be
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• No place I'd rather be
• Just Be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• eternity would be boring
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I just want to be friends
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• That would be me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Let's just be friends
• Be a model or just look like one
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A whimper would be fine
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Just be home in time for supper
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I must die or be better
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• No one can be in two places at once
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I just want to be a drummer
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The second chance you give could be your last
• you just might be evil
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It will never be just you
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context

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