Findings:
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- poor, defenseless old woman
- The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Dammit, I'm mad
- When I am an old woman
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- both a lesbian and a woman
- The Old Woman And Her Pig
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I'm not old enough to love you
- The Old Woman in the Wood
- The Counterfeit Old Woman
- Old Paper New Woman (user)
- An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- The History of the Old Woman
- Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
- What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- The Old Beggar Woman
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- The Old Woman I Watched Die
- an old woman swimming
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I'm too old for this shit
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Communism is communist dammit!!
- The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
- Again, dammit!
- This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
- Dammit, it's Christmas!
- I said NO, dammit!
- Dammit! I can't win
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- Dammit Doll
- God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
- My Anecdotes are amusing DAMMIT!
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Warrior's Woman
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
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