Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Dude, it isn't even a moral tale this time. You're just a damn miser when it comes to strawberries."

• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• when the time comes
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When your time comes
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Time flies when you're having fun
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I love it when a plan comes together
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When You Come
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• the time has come
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Time Has Come Today
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Tale of a Damned Soul
• A feminist interpretation of the Bible that isn't just a filter
• When willpower isn't enough
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• To the world you're just one person
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• When is a name just a name?
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When it all comes together
• When the great recorder comes
• What to do when your husband comes home
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• space just isn't for stars
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• even with a healer, it takes time to mend
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This time, this isn’t going to pass
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Just be home in time for supper
• Reave the Just and Other Tales
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Comes a Time
• You're so come here go away
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• When you just can't win
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These are the days when birds come back
• When the Boat Comes In
• When Saturday Comes
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• When fog comes down the mountain
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Just give him the damned fish
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• When Papa Bear comes home
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Your Time is Gonna Come
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Hope is a powerful light in times of darkness. Even if it's false hope.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• When quitting isn't quitting
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• This isn't a fairy tale
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• It's about damn time
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• When Push Comes To Shove
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• when the wind is blowing just right
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• Her hair, tangled
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• When silence isn't golden
• When The King Comes Home

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