Findings:

• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• feline allergies
• Oceania has never been at war
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Experience has made me bitter
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• What golf has taught me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• What in the world has come over me
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Evolution has never been observed
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• A community without shame has no future
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Captain Canuck
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• jo ha kyu
• ha oto shelanu
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• great things he has taught us
• Satan has your nose
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Elvis has left the building
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Life has more twists than a rope
• My dog has been stolen
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Death has entered my life once more
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• has the X nature
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Your hair has turned white
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• H.A. Rey
• ne mo ha mo nai
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• How to find something which has been lost
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• Plastic Has Memory
• She still has my Borges book
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• ba shana ha ba'a
• A serious error has occurred
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Hoo-ha
• Time Has Come Today
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Has
• ha!
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The Universe said, Ha!
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Yom Hashoah
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Water has negative calories
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Life has its course
• God has no free will
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• Smoking has class
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Each one has their own story
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• This year has flown
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• The etrix has you
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• the time has come
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Something inside has died
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• German grammar
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Naming Windows computers
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• MY life has no carrot
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• The Eagle Has Landed
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Path Has Vanished
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Ebonics began with pirates
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• an nyong ha se yo
• My warranty has run out
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Everyone has an accent
• September has such a feeling
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• the hottest it has ever been
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• my body has taken over my thinking
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She has trouble acting normal
• Education has failed
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Santa Has Snow Blindness

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