Findings:

• Love cookies
• convenient
• convenient sample
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Domino Chain of Convenient Bisexuality
• girlfriend
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• His girlfriend
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• online girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• driving your girlfriend home
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Dr. Girlfriend
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• World's End Girlfriend
• Schrödinger's Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• having
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• Having a penis is annoying
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• having the last word
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• curved penis
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Having An Average Weekend
• having a baby
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
• The pleasure of not having a car
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• On Having a 'Regular'
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Having a Microsoft husband
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• having you by the short hairs
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• The downside of having superpowers
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Home surgery
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Want (the state of not having her)
• He's having a vasectomy
• Essay on the ramifications of the white-collar workers having not gained prominence
• Having sex in Japanese
• When having sex in northern Norway
• The dividend is the having
• Having Everything
• 6am, having listened to you sleep
• Having sex in Finnish
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• When having sex in Austria
• A river having adieu with snow
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Having sex up against a wall
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Is having a job a human right?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Worth Having
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• When having sex in French
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• Having sex in Drow
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• having fun huh (user)
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• having fun tomorrow
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room

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