Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hermes is protecting the hoboes. Shit, I could have had my heroes be hoboes."

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They could have saved Kevin
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I could have been one of a two
• you could be asking questions
• you have to be kidding
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Penis for a day
• And All That Could Have Been
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have to be close to catch it
• We could all be blind
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I could be someone
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Could I Have Been?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Astro City #5
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Things that could be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• We can be heroes
• you had to be there
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• anyone could be your brand new love
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I wish I could invent shit
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• She Had to Be Sure
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Could you have danced with me?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It could have been me
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• The best kind of bartender
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I could have been Canadian
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The mountain could be home
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You could be so delicious
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Could man be drunk for ever
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• painting stars that have come to be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• painting stars that have not come to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Germany could not be appeased
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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