Findings:
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Up early for court
- We like to stay up late at night
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- i'm late to everything
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm not very cool
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm game
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm with stupid
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm scared
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a little tea pot
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I know more when I'm alone
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm in this for the long haul
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm Going Home
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm a Pepper
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm falling in love with you
- the words I'm after
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- A Plague in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm bored
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm just a bill
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm gay
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm Proud of You
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm The Man
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Early is on time, on time is late
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm Glad
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
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