Findings:

• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Words that only have one context
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I could have been one of a two
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• How long have you been in love with her?
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• What have you been smoking?
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• you have never been safe
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The days of wonder have come at last
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I know I have been dreaming
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• painting stars that have come to be
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Only angels come to tend to a single light
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• You can't have everything
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• This is why we can't have nice things
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You Can't Have Mary
• i have been burning for so long
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• They only come out at night
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• AES may have been broken
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• you can't have it both ways
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Can't Come Down
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• if I can't have silence
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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