Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't ever ever ever want to be in any fucking container other than the universe"

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• All I ever wanted to be
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Now more than ever
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Don't lie. Ever.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Don't work at a golf course
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• all she ever wanted
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No government can ever give you freedom
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Be something... be anything other than this
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Best Death Ever
• Same as it Ever Was
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• the best damned story ever written
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The first dollar I ever made
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The worst name ever
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The worst job interview ever
• The Road Goes Ever On
• The most confusing bet ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Worst episode ever
• the hottest it has ever been
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Nothing ever changes
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Ever felt that?
• The bravest man I've ever known
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• They all lived happily ever after
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• ever
• Medgar Evers
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The best teacher I ever had
• happily ever after
• oh ever so slowly
• Diary of a dot-commer
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• The worst children's book ever
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Unhappily Ever After
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• I don't want to be alone
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Will I ever know?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Parking warning
• pointless HTML in email
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Was it ever there?
• The greatest paper ever written
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The best comeback ever
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse

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