Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I refuse to ride the bus on Sunday because I do not partake in any business or participate in making anyone work on the Sabbath because I don't want anyone to do that to me"

• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Because I do not want to forget
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You, standing
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I care because you do
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How Do You Want Me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Things NOT to do whilst making Salsa
• The Devil made me do it
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Do you like me?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I do not want to talk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Do you want a kitten?
• You Do Something To Me
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• What I want from life
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• I don't believe in anything
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• What Do I Do With Me
• Why do you want to get married?
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Being a dickhead
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Where do you want to go today?
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Do you know me?
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Do you work here?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Don't do that then!
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• because I have given up any care
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Our work and why we do it
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What I really want to do is direct
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I don't know what else to do
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• What the hell do you want?
• I don't know what to do with you

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