Findings:
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- When I was your age
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- It was more than perfect understanding
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- The world was designed for giant squid
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- There was a rose that faded young
- It was you, Atthis
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Dumb laws
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- being a kid was great
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was searching glass
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- That Was Then, This is Now
- What was the question?
- Concrete, Washington
- It was not a dream
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Now it was personal
- She was locked in time
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Her name was Natalie
- Leather-bound organizer
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was promised flying cars
- I was never any good at maths at school
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- Why Socrates was really executed
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- There was an old lady
- Jesus was a black man
- How was the Bible canonized?
- What if the world were flat?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- wa (user)
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- There was a young lady of Riga
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Back when grunge was still cool
- There was once a Man
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I was a homeless bum
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Jesus was Mexican
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- Lando was supposed to die
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- What was left after the party
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Was I born to play?
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- if music were a woman
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Na of Wa
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- I was very, very drunk
- I Was the Loner of Paradise Valley
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- I was sure it was her
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- That Was The Week That Was
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- It was all God's fault
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- The day I realized what being alive was
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- I was going to marry Marty
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- I was looking for you
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- God was created in man's image
- Man was created in God's image
- That was a joke, son.
- was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Descartes was wrong
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- wa
- Music was better in the old days
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was (Not Was)
- the seven hills of Rome
- No shit, there I was
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Trompe
- 'T was
- It was a dark and stormy night
If you Log in you could create a "I was stoned and it was HEAVY" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.