Findings:

• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• any way, shape or form
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It's Me or the Dog
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Be there or be square
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Is there any port wine left?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• me or the gun
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• there are no good or bad people
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• There is no real me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Before you, there was me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• give me the truth or nothing
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Drugs Or Me
• There is more of me than you imagine
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• There is for madness-cruel or complying
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time

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