Findings:

• Do animals commit suicide?
• Committing suicide in prison
• The Last Time I Committed Suicide
• commit
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Two-phase commit
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Committed
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Committed Information Rate
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Two Phase Commit
• I feel I have committed murder
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Fully Committed
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Poets are prone to commit florid inaccuracies.
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Decide
• Decided
• Using Bayes' theorem and the Neyman-Pearson Lemma to decide
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• I decided to kill myself
• Veronika decides to die
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• David decides to fall
• So you've decided to start smoking
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• I decided I'd take a nap first
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
• Who gets to decide?
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists

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