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• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• You will never be a real woman
• only then will we be safe from each other
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I should be able to remember your face
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your young sinner
• This love will be your downfall.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I'll never be the other woman
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will be assimilated
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The revolution will not be televised
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• What life after death will really be like
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• There will be time
• Carl Everett
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• the world will be remade in our image
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Boys will be boys
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The end will be a sellout
• Marks which will never be broken
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I will be in my trailer!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Everything will be alright
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Someday, I will be strong
• You used to be a substantial woman
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• They will not be named!
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• there will be a last
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• It will never be just you
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will always be weird inside
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will I be given that chance?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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