Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Make Me Bad
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• you make me completely miserable
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• This node was made for you and me
• Make me one of you
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Your tears make me smile
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• math makes me smile
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Make Me Mommy
• graveyards make me wet
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Death makes me tired
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was a homeless bum
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• you make me think of death
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Growing older makes me depressed
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• make me hurt you
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Make me care
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Things that make me feel feminine
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Don't Make Me Think
• And it makes me wonder
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• simple answers make me insane
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Before you, there was me
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Make me one with everything
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Make Way for Ducklings
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time

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