Findings:

• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
• What is and what should never be
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• This will never happen
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• What if it never happened?
• why you should never be a referee
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Video, or it never happened.
• Accidents Never Happen
• If you told me this never happened
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Level 2
• World War II never happened
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Soy beans, anyone?
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What do you want to see happen?
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Something Happened
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• Struggle Buses should have a loyalty rewards program
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash

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