Findings:
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- I just don't know when to quit.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Need to get out more
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You just don't get it
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- Do I really need Linux?
- Why don't we burn witches any more?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- Rape committed by women
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Things to do when technology gets here
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Stoned music memories
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- You don't need a reason to cry
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- It doesn't get any better than this
- At least things can't get any worse
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- don't rely on us to get you high
- As Good as it Gets
- Craving a smoke
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- I Need Something Stronger
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- Eyes do more than see
- Honey badger DO care, but she WORKING! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- What I really want to do is direct
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- I need something like smoking
- If it feels good, do it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Like a really good sex
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- When is a name just a name?
- the things we don't know we need to talk about
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Don't do that then!
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- There is something we can do
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- emotions others don't get to see
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- When you cut yourself shaving
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- How to get more change than you deserve
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- don't throw good money after bad
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- How to get more donations for Everything
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't believe in anything
- I need a more beautiful distraction than this
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
- When good code goes bad
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- It will be good when I am leader
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- why don't you just?
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
- with the things you don't need
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
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