Findings:

• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Stoned music memories
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Swing when you're winning
• When life gives you demons...
• the other side of randomness is, occasional miracles happen
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Sing when you're winning
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• in her other life
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When life gives you lemons
• I love it when a plan comes together
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Eye contact at a distance
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're never around when I need you
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• What happens when we die?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When You're Evil
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When life changes forever
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Stories of Your Life and Others
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When writers use Latin
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When you're alone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Making something other than amends
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Only when you're older
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• You're pretty when you cry
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Your life's master plan
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When life gives you shit
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Making a decision about a life
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• My Other Life
• End of Life Plan
• When Life Agrees With Us
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• The Spirit had other plans
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you're home alone
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I'll explain it when you're older
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• You know you're a geek when...
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• This is When it Happens
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen

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