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• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• There was no one waiting for me...
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• call me garbage one more time
• I remember, there was one
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• One hour there was sunlight
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Baby One More Time
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Running a BBS
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How the West Was Lost
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Trompe
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• One More Time
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• It was more than perfect understanding
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was a time before
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• That's Just How He Was
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Before you, there was me
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was one of those girls
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• There was a time when I was a better person
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• How was the Bible canonized?
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• Was There a Time
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Charles Bridgeman
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• How the Earth was destroyed
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• How was Trump at Munich?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• How America was mapped
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• How the West Was Won
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• isn't there more than one book
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• More than he was willing to give
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to get more out of Psi
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over

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