Findings:

• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping a loved one with depression
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• find someone who dreams of you
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Using a command line
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping people cheat
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Find someone who...
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• ways to say someone is stupid
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Beating someone severely
• Know your pets
• The silence after someone leaves
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• How to declare someone dead
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• someone
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• my name on someone else's body
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• For Someone
• Sleeping with someone
• someone else's hand
• You deserve someone special in your life
• New Business: Employing Someone
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• when someone you disliked dies
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• How to interview someone
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• I used to have a crush on you
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• You are no longer someone's first
• How to ruin someone's life
• Good reasons to miss someone
• Lying next to someone at night
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Forgiving someone
• someone to love
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Get a rise out of someone
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Reading Someone's Diary
• If I could be someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to insult someone using calculus
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Eye contact at a distance
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Actors who have played Hitler
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Making someone feel loved
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Loving someone else's wife
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• good reasons to hate someone
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• someone I thought I knew once
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You can't make someone love you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• make someone pay
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Someone else's toilet
• Someone passes
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• How to hypnotize someone
• Is someone your bitch?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Meet someone
• someone (user)

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