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• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• So much nothing
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• So you don't have to
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• randir
• So Much For the Afterglow
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• How to "Have People"
• Using a command line
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• Know your pets
• I have too much to say
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• So much it scares me
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I have one whole anus
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Asking random people for wisdom
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The screen where you have to press reset
• People want what they cannot have
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Polish political parties
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• i have been burning for so long
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• 'T is so much joy!
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why I love Pascal so much
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• So Much for Dreaming
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• One should expect as much from a machine
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Animals people have sex with
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Band of Brothers: Part One - "Currahee!"
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Words that only have one context
• I used to have so many dreams
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have lost many things, so many
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Dead people I have known
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Type A blood
• People have fucked up before
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I could have been one of a two
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• worse things have happened to better people
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Have One On Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Big Brother UK: Series One

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