Findings:

• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• She Had to Be Sure
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life without music would be a mistake
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was once young and had a home
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Where's the kaboom?
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I was a witch in a past life
• This Was Your Life
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• To be noble in an average life
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• you had to be there
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Alone in the bright lights of a shattered life
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If God was willing to let it be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• My life may no longer be my own
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The next life will be better
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• She was too beautiful to be human
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What life after death will really be like
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Where Once Life Was
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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