Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is a massively large family inside joke. Ask me about it; I shall attempt to explain"

• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask me about Loom
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• That's me inside your head
• Tell me a story about plains
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The peg-legged pig
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• How Daniel explained it to me
• Daleks and stairs
• Tell me a story about trains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• A joke about dealing with people
• An old family legend about teleportation and gypsies
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about brains
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about drains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about mains
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Somebody once asked me...
• Tell me a story about rains
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Ask Me Anything
• let me ask (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Meet Me Inside
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• My first comet
• Tell me about your secret places
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Tell me about your faith
• O tell me the truth about love
• Making jokes about The Pope
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about my contradictions
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• show me what the world is all about
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Ask Me Why
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me to read her a poem
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• What a Shame About Me
• inside joke
• I want you inside me
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• The Killer Inside Me
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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