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The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
A Tale for the Time Being
On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
being
human being
Beings of pure energy
Are You Being Served?
being close to another person
Just being quiet and close
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
in love with being in love
Being John Malkovich
I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
The entire point of being an adult
Being and Nothingness
The Importance of Being Earnest
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
Being and Time
The day I realized what being alive was
you being in love
World of Being
Now that we're being so open and honest
Evolutionary pressure against being evil
Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
Being a Green Mother
Human beings will believe anything
Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
Creativity, the essence of being human
Being alone
Being There
The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
Human being emulator
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
what does being a sociological researcher entail?
being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
there's good and bad in being a database administrator
Being rejected by someone you really respect
Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
The joy of Being a Technician
Tell me a story about being really alive
do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
stop being so English
I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
The perks of being a wallflower
On Being Human
The bored who complain
It's nice being in shape
Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
Perils of being too good at your job
You Are Not Being Fair
When you are being sacrificed
The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
not as good as being there
Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
Supreme Beings of Leisure
Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
being a kid was great
Being short
The curse of being named Tim
being complimentary
What's wrong with being independent
Jewel not being mean for a minute
Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
Reasons for Not Being at Work
The Importance of Being Educated
Accidental death odds
Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
Being an artist warps the mind
Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
The honor of being a rat
Being put on hold
You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
Why I hate being single
A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
"Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
Why are chimneys being demolished?
Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
I Enjoy Being a Girl
famous for being famous
Florida being promoted for its hockey
she being Brand
Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
On being the Older Woman
Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
Being the outsider at a party
Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
On the topic of being alone
Great Chain of Being
Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
Being with an older woman
In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
The Story That Is Still Being Written
On being the first person to finish a test
We're on our way to being GODS!
Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
Being the Younger Man
Forgive me for being afraid of the world
On being a staunch monarchist
I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
The benefits of being single
being doored
Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
Being a dickhead
Toward a Psychology of Being
On not being a writer in Prague
Steps To Being a Webmaster
lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
The Wild Colonials
Being Involved
being mute can do a lot for an idiot
Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
Being born gay
Being asked to sponsor
The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
If you're being attacked, yell fire
You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
on being hit by lightning
Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
On Being the Right Size
The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
Being Digital
Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
He not busy being born is busy dying
The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
Being both black and white
the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
Being licked to death by kittens
For the Time Being
The disadvantages of being left handed
Single Being
What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
being true to your nature
No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
On Being the one who goes away
The girls' guide to being a girl
How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
The curse of being gifted
Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
All things being equal
There's nothing noble about being a soldier
Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
on being the only one in a restaurant
Tired of being angry
An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
On being American
On being a college radio DJ
The joys of being jailbait
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
Being Black

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