Findings:

• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Tickling is better than sex
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• What can be better than that?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Rebeca Martinez
• Things that are better than sex
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• A better model than the one at data general
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Germany could not be appeased
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Things that could be
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You could be so delicious
• The book is better than the movie
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• A determination to do better than
• Better Than Ezra
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Better than Life
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why cats are better than dogs
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could be someone
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• We could all be blind
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Even better than the real thing
• A modem is better than nothing
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Better him than me
• Much better than a piss test
• Treatment of corporations
• CD vs. vinyl
• Ideas are better than apples
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Better Dead Than Red
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• I can do much better than this
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The best kind of bartender
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Are we better than everything else?
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• play dumb
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I must die or be better
• The mountain could be home
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• The next life will be better
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• How to be a Better Person
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• you could be asking questions
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• More to be pitied than scolded
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Could Be Anywhere

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