Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom"

• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• There was an old lady
• There was once a Man
• this is where we all came to be
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Where the Bridge Used to Be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• Was it ever there?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Lando was supposed to die
• a garden where a girl used to be
 
• There can be only one
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Be there or be square
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• there will be a last
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• To Be There
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Kaboom!
• No matter where you go, there you are
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Who Will Be There
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There will be time
• If God was willing to let it be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you had to be there
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There will be no more stories to read
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There Must Be Someone
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• earth shattering kaboom
• No shit, there I was
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• I remember, there was one
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There was a time when I was a better person
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It's not supposed to be anything
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There need to be more powers
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There is some place I need to be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Some things that fly there be
• Be a problematic duck over there
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There Will Be Blood
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• There will never be another you
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Let there be another next time
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• all the cute guys will be there

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