Findings:

• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You know you're a geek when...
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You know you're blacked out when...
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When frogs go bad
• Sing when you're winning
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Sucking at The Sims
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When tofu goes bad
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Only when you're older
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're home alone
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When she was bad
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Swing when you're winning
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're pretty when you cry
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When good code goes bad
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• When Clowns Go Bad
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I just don't know when to quit.
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• You know, life isn't so bad
• I know more when I'm alone
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I know when the world will end
• Eye contact at a distance
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You know you've been away from home too long
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When dolphins go bad
• To Here Knows When
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The actors hardly know their lines
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You Know You're Right
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you work at a supermarket
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• Mad, bad and dangerous to know
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• when immunity is a bad thing
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Big Bad Wolf
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• The several horsemen of the Apocalypse spill their secrets
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo

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