Findings:

• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• When You're Evil
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Time flies when you're having fun
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're pretty when you cry
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When We Try Talking
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When you are being sacrificed
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Her hair, tangled
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You know you're a geek when...
• I'll explain it when you're older
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're home alone
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Swing when you're winning
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• You know you're blacked out when...
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Only when you're older
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The entire point of being an adult
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• at the thought of being close to you..
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait

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