Findings:

• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Pop has eaten itself
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Too Many Daves
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Too many secrets
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Error: Too many errors
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have too many clothes
• too many words
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• who has the demon?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• too many men on the ice
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Too Many Cooks
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• Too Many Puppies
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Too many mes
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Lucasian Professor of Mathematics
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• eaten from the inside
• Sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Until The Apple Eaten
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Experience has made me bitter
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Where has the smoke gone?
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• A serious error has occurred
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory

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