Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Helping people cheat
- A Prophet in His Own Country
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Who owns the voting machines?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
- Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- A World of His Own
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- History of His Own Time
- his own tongue (user)
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Who owns our writeups?
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Zuigan calls his own master
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- In His Own Write
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- A man and his own face
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
- Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
- Left to His Own Devices
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The Extroverted Feeler learns to pick his audience
- Who owns the moon?
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- People who don't smoke will never die
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Picked his bones in whispers
- In His Own Image
- up his own arse
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- To Each His Own
- aware of his own mortality
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- A Frolic of his Own
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- To each his own religion
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- The Girl Who Owned a City
- Who owns your books?
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- pick your own delimiters
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Guys who wear skirts
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- all the cute guys will be there
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Who Will Be There
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- funny fat guy who dies
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- dance floor
- thirteenth floor elevators
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- floor function
- If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
- I have bloodmarks on my floor
- Fun things to do with a raised floor
- floor puller
- four walls, a ceiling and a floor
- Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
- Cleaning the shower floor
- hardwood floor
- Nightingale Floor
- seven and a halfth floor
- The floor is just a giant shelf
- price floor
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
- Nightmare on the 13th Floor
- How to mop a floor
- Skill Floor
- destiny splattered on the floor
- cutting-room floor
- Floor Happy
- Guy Smiley (user)
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- guy
- The Tall Guy
- nice guy
- Comic Book Guy
- dream guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Guy de Maupassant
- bad guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
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