Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Picked his bones in whispers
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Helping people cheat
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Who Will Be There
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• up his own arse
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• aware of his own mortality
• To Each His Own
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• A World of His Own
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• Who owns the voting machines?
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• To each his own religion
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• his own tongue (user)
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
• In His Own Write
• Left to His Own Devices
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• History of His Own Time
• A man and his own face
• A Frolic of his Own
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• In His Own Image
• funny fat guy who dies
• Who owns our writeups?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• The Extroverted Feeler learns to pick his audience
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Who owns the moon?
• pick your own delimiters
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Who owns your books?
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Guys who wear skirts
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• all the cute guys will be there
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• dance floor
• thirteenth floor elevators
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• floor function
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• floor puller
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
• Cleaning the shower floor
• hardwood floor
• Nightingale Floor
• seven and a halfth floor
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• price floor
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Nightmare on the 13th Floor
• How to mop a floor
• Skill Floor
• destiny splattered on the floor
• cutting-room floor
• Floor Happy
• when there's more hair on the floor than on one's head
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• The Humble Guys

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