Findings:

• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Dead links in writeups
• Music need not be popular to be good
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• people who don't exist
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Flaunting your sexuality
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Capitalize, please
• People who are not anarchists
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Two people who are not touching
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Know your pets
• Taking things at surface value
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• play dumb
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• cat haters
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The bored who complain
• People who use Windows
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why people who jog live longer
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Going by the script when talking to people
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• The other people who hate war
• people who wear camo
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who don't read
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• People who love FTP
• People who carp about their jobs
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• The People Who Used to Live There
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Type A blood
• People who are going to hell
• 13 going on 30
• 30
• 300
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• 300 Baud Modem
• December 30, 1999
• Dream Log: December 30, 1999
• Never trust anyone over 30
• January 30, 2000
• Job 30
• Isaiah 30
• Jeremiah 30
• Ezekiel 30
• Proverbs 30
• Hitler's January 30, 1937 Speech to the Reichstag
• RIO PMP 300
• March 30, 2000
• Dream Log: March 30, 2000
• April 30, 2000
• September 30, 2000
• Dream Log: September 30, 2000
• Proof that 30 = 29
• October 30, 2000
• November 30, 2000
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• Editor Log: October 30, 2000
• Dream Log: October 30, 2000
• January 30, 1997
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 30
• January 30
• Dream Log: November 30, 2000
• Editor Log: November 30, 2000
• December 30, 2000
• 30 Degrees Everywhere
• Dream Log: December 30, 2000
• HTML 3.0
• January 30, 2001
• Scarlett's 300
• Dream Log: January 30, 2001
• Sense and Sensibility - Chapter 30
• May 30, 1998
• Constitution of Ireland Article 30
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 30
• Classical Mythology: Table 30
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
• Pinocchio: Chapter 30
• Dream Log: March 30, 2001
• April 30, 2001
• Dream Log: April 30, 2001
• Federalist #30
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• Dream Log: January 30, 2003
• OpenBSD 3.0 Theme Song
• March 30, 2003
• April 30, 2003
• Dream Log: April 30, 2003
• Roadmap to peace in the Middle East
• May 30, 2003
• Walking Man 30
• June 30, 2003

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