Findings:

• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• All things being equal
• A simple celebration of being alive
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• On being a man
• I was me before being me was cool.
• on being nice
• Being In The World
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• possible
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• The largest possible star
• you being in love
• It's nice being in shape
• Why I hate being single
• On being a staunch monarchist
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• On being American
• The difference between being naked and nude
• Yet another guide to being cool
• being my own contemporary
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• possible world
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Being There
• being a kid was great
• she being Brand
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• The vices of being a mathematician
• The Folly of Being Comforted
• On being popular
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Emergence of Being
• trip report: "efficient killing machines"
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• Being with an older woman
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• being here
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Being J.D. Salinger (Vonnegut Style)
• About Being Different
• The Pains of Being Pure At Heart
• Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
• imagine being free of words and only seeing a page full of symbols
• The drum of death is being beaten.
• anything is possible
• A debate about the possible merit and value of graffito tagging
• Something is still possible. You've just forgotten.
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• On being a college radio DJ
• The fun of being miserable...or not
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• living being
• The logical impossibility of John Brown being dead
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• the possible benefits of waiting in line
• kimberly possible (user)
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Being short
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• being true to your nature
• Being a man
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• babies being born without brains
• Being Right
• Persistent Dreams of Being Inbetween
• The Efficient Society
• Possible uses of pleasure center stimulation
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• The Joys of Being a Negro
• It's Lonely Being Only
• You Are Being Lied To
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
• Being born in Searle's Chinese room
• My Experience Being Crossfaded On Halloweekend
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Are You Being Served?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Perils of being too good at your job
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The benefits of being single
• Being both black and white
• The joys of being jailbait
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• On Not Being Bob Dylan
• On Not Being Bob Dylan (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• On Being Nineteen
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• Human being emulator
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• The Wild Colonials
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• On being sane in insane places
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• minimum efficient scale
• Ten possible outcomes of Gnegg's space-time paradox
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being an artist warps the mind
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• on being hit by lightning
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Being Julia
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Being offended is for the weak
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• A possible future society
• possible (user)
• if you think you are free, no escape is possible
• being close to another person
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• You Are Not Being Fair
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• being doored
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Failing at being a student
• On Being Disowned
• Pareto efficient
• The downfall of Rome and its possible implications for free market capitalism
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• The curse of being named Tim
• On being the Older Woman
• Being Involved
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Audio of Being
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• On living and being alive
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• Belief and Being (category)

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