Findings:

• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• a failure as human beings
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Human being emulator
• The Wild Colonials
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• on being hit by lightning
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being Human
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Human beings will believe anything
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• On Being Human
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• human being
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• every noder was once a normal human
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• On Being Disowned
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• By the skin of my teeth
• Baptism by fire
• Murder By Experts
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I am confused by many things...
• Rocked by Rape
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• You can judge a movie by its poster
• Variation on a Theme by Auden
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Closing Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
• On the carpet of leaves illuminated by the moon
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Elegiac Stanzas Suggested by a Picture of Peele Castle in a Storm
• by the pricking of my thumbs
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• fly by wire
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Pestering of American Troops by Loose Women
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• marriage by proxy
• Stopping By A Hood On A Snowy Evening
• Payment Type by Socioeconomic Status
• By Way of Explanation
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• The Faith of Christopher Hitchens by Larry Taunton
• revealing your true self by "sincere statements" is for "heroes"
• criminalize the human body
• Measurements based on the human body
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Human, All-Too-Human
• Empty vessel of human flesh
• Human eating habits
• Human-powered flight
• human T-lymphotropic virus
• Human Rights Act 1998: Schedule 3
• Electric Human Project
• human immuno-deficiency syndrome
• Human the Death Dance
• All alone in the dark of the human heart
• normal
• Normal Curve
• new normal
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• On being a college radio DJ
• The fun of being miserable...or not
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• living being
• clue by four
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• cheek by jowl
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• By Force Alone
• die by the sword
• Eating only rice to get by
• Electoral votes by state
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Battle of Midway
• Guided at night by factory lights
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Footwear Repairs by Craftsmen at Competitive Prices
• Guitars by Leo
• Jumped by a Zen master
• The lost man by the wayside
• the honor of death by arrow
• Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams
• by your leave
• Chained By Epiphany (user)
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• mauled by a cougar
• Portrait by a Neighbour
• By One Minute
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Objects by size
• Magic by the Lake
• Rudeness is measured by context. The measure of rudeness upon a subject is inversely proportional to the subject's imposition.
• human ancestral environment
• Human Society
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• The Human Game
• Human Education Against Lies
• Human emotions and the tangent of 15 degrees
• UN Human Rights Commission
• To Heir is Human
• The separation of grammar and lexicon in the human mind
• Human Lanterns
• She was too beautiful to be human
• human microphone
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Normal Values for Vital Signs in the dog, cat, and ferret
• normal profit
• Normal Variants
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Being short
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• being true to your nature
• Being a man

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